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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Itwasntme223@discuss.online to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 135 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Sorry to bother you but it is "missing the cue" not que or queue. Just fyi for the future.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

S. O. C. K. S. (Eso si que es.)

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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But what if I cut in front of the line because I missed the queue?

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[–] 50_centavos@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

OPs account age is 1 day, this single post and zero comments. Most likely a copy and paste bot, which is hilarious because what are they farming for here? There's no karma!

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Exactly! Cue starts with c like call or clue, which are sort of what it means.

Queue is a bunch of letters standing in line for no reason (since Q alone would sound the same)

Que is pronounced like the beginning of queso

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I think you missed the Q.

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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Me when I have to disown my 6-year old 😔

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I drink my horchata warm because, Fuck I.C.E.!

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 9 months ago

Me when I have to throw 'Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards' (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)

[–] Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 67 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Am I the only person who doesn't encourage my 6 year old to lie?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 90 points 9 months ago

And that's exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a "Cultural Exchange Opportunity".

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don't know, it's a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

Why? I was always so excited when we got away with it...

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Dang, your parents had you lie about your age? I know that my parents lied about mine sometimes (which was easy cause I was a tiny kid), but they didn't even want me to know, let alone take part.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Never lie!!!"

Knock knock "Are there any Mexicans in this house?"

"YES SIR, they're hiding in my basement to escape your search."

Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (5 children)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 31 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] Evrala@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Assigned Cop At Birth.

“I’m sorry ma'am... it’s a cop”

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

Doctor that slapped the baby's butt at birth gets charged with assaulting a police officer

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A friend of mine's kid snitched on him when he was in the right. Something similar where 5 and under were free or discounted, and he said to the ticket person she's 5, and she just decided to play a kid game with him. "NOOO DADDDY, I'M 6!" but she actually was 5. He said, no, you're not sweetheart you're 5, and the lady gives him a wink and goes "It's ok, she can be 5 today." He was trying to tell her she actually was 5 and he wasn't trying to cheat them, and she's like "don't worry about it" in a tone that said she was not believing him.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

That kid has a future. They understood the premise, found a creative way to use it, then successfully embarrassed their dad. That's S-Tier trolling.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 12 points 9 months ago
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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That child is illegitimate.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

All cops are... babies??

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
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