gigastasio

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 40 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I knew a guy who was, by all objective standards, a musical genius. Brilliant songwriter and lyricist, prolific, could master an instrument in weeks, took to sound production and engineering like a fish to water. In a sane world, he’d have easily flourished in the music business and possibly even made it big, as he had the drive. He had a razor sharp wit and a relentless sense of humor, and in his lucid moments, was a blast to be around.

Except he was an irredeemable and unapologetic pedophile. He had previously done ten years for making and distributing cp by the time I had met him. When I brought it up he vehemently defended himself and his vice as being completely normal and natural, and even bragged about his “work.” He insisted that he did nothing wrong and seemed to genuinely not understand why people didn’t accept it.

Shortly after we parted ways, I learned that he got caught again hoarding thousands of pictures and videos. He’s currently in prison and will spend the rest of his life there.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 17 hours ago

Honestly, I’m a classically trained musician, so I almost never put on classical music for background noise - I tune in and listen out of sheer habit.

I like Philip Glass. Yeah his name is a punchline but I find his sense of harmony and melody pleasant to listen to. I recommend his violin concerto. If you like vocal music I recommend renaissance motets (anything by Tomás Luis de Victoria for starters).

If you like a challenge take a listen to Stravinsky. If you wanna hear what it’s like to be a combat veteran try Xenakis.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Checkmate asexuals!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 41 points 20 hours ago

Psh! This is so easy give me that cash and you’ll never see me using that stupid 🚣 emo-

^fuck^

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Aged like fine Wisconsin cheddar.

 

As you all know, I’ve been the head of your mom for the better part of eleven years. I believe that I’ve successfully turned your mom around from a struggling startup to a powerful player in the game, and I believe your mom’s shareholders would agree.

Recent events have led me to conclude that it’s best for me to hand over your mom to someone new. Someone younger, with vision, who will lead your mom to ever greater heights. Make no mistake, though, I will miss your mom dearly.

On Monday your mom’s board will convene to vote on a new CEO, and whoever that may be, they will have my full support and I am sure that your mom will continue to thrive under them.

I’d to finally thank your mom and all of your mom’s leadership for their hard work over the years and their words of support during this transition.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That…that’s just Derrick. I just talked to him at work this morning.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Worst. Lapdance. Ever.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I need to know that their baby Jesus is a Chucky doll. Because that would really improve my day.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Aww it’s a little poo! 🥰

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Or if you’re from the Deep South…

🐳 🐳 🐳…

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’ll Venmo him $1500 and beat out all these other chumps! They’ll see who the real A player is!

 

All the ones I’ve found appear to be dead.

I’d be particularly interested in a community where people listen and offer feedback on each other’s projects, allow you to promote your released music and network with each other. Reddit has r/wearethemusicmakers and r/indiemusicfeedback which are thriving and positive spaces, for example. I just haven’t seen anything like that here l, at least nothing that’s caught on.

Fellow musicians, where we at????

 

So she sends me this clip for something called Retro Snap, I do a little reading up on it and discover that it’s overpriced, cheap hardware, made by a “business” that ghosts you when you need support, takes down negative reviews and even tries to bribe mods to take down critical posts. For starters. So fuck them.

Looking for alternatives, I learn about Anbernic, and as I’m reading up on them I very quickly feel overwhelmed by the huge variety of consoles on the market and vague info on what games you’ll get or how to get the ones you might want (yes I understand why but still).

So you, smart people, can you help a brother out?

 

 

Just popped in my head after…geez, probably a good thirty years or so. Feel like I slacked off on my Alamo remembrin’.

 

I mean you immediately fell over in hysterics and it took you weeks to recover, if you ever did. Make me laugh. Please. I really need it.

 

Sometimes this is a tankless job.

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