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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’ll Venmo him $1500 and beat out all these other chumps! They’ll see who the real A player is!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a S player and overqualified. Not recommend for hiring.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Happy to keep the resume on file in case we need a quick $1500 again though

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Somebody who thinks about instructions and improves them? Nah, you definitely won't get the job.