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[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Here in Sweden we just don't use Sir/Madam at all. Everyone refers to each other by their first name, even in professional settings.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

I dream of a sequel that focuses on the consequences of the legion falling apart after the second battle of hoover dam.

Basically a game where one faction wants to turn the remnants of the legion into a unified democratic republic (perhaps a mixture of the Roman senate and the NCR), another faction wants to find a new caesar (and possibly reform some of the stupider sides of the old legion) and a third faction just wants to go back to being a bunch of independent tribes that only trade with each other.

You would play as the grown up child of a legionaire who died at hoover dam and a slave who was sold off to somewhere else when you were young.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

Every episode of modern Simpsons:

"[First name] [Last name]! [Pronoun]'s the best [occupation] in all of [country]."

  • Lisa Simpson, directly to the audience.

"That's right, Lisa. I'm here to [ad for a song/book/movie/space-nazi]."

  • [First name] [Last name].
[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Jesus christ! That's around the median monthly income in my country. And I come from a rich country.

My rent is around a fifth of that. Please tell me the $3000-4000 range is at least for a family apartment.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (11 children)

There's a name for catholics who believe that the pope isn't always right.

They are called protestants.

Catholicism only has one firm rule: The pope is always right, without exception. There's nothing wrong with criticizing the pope. Just don't call yourself a catholic if you do.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. Citizenship/nationality is not the same as ethnicity.

An ethnostate is a state where only one ethnicity is allowed and all other ethnicities must either leave, have their rights stripped from them or die.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What exactly do you find weird about a buff, three-armed Richard Nixon whose head has been replaced with three spikes, holding hands with Solid Snake right next to a cowboy astronaut?

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The AI couldn't decide if the hat should say "federal" or "pedophile" so it did an average of the two.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, that's not just a porn thing.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'm Swedish.

Not a single social democrat in my country would ever call themselves conservative, even though they want to preserve the welfare state that the right is eroding. Only the right and the far right call themselves conservatives.

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