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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

what the hell man :(

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

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[–] pheelicks@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Whats your PORNSTAR NAME? The street you grew up on + the name of your first pet GO

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 days ago

Pleasure Killer

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Accurate...

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.

Amusingly, my wife's maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she's Love Pole. Of course I'm not going to tell her either of these names.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"sex knob: giant hammer" sounds like a JJK technique

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I should google that.

GBE: Monster Hard Snake

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

JJK is an anime, they have names for their special moves that usually have the form "Domain Expansion: {adjective} {noun}"

[–] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did your wife change her last name to something that is not your last name?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

My surname is not really "again".

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't really wanna be the Skin Destoryer

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Understandable.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Man Injector....

[–] texture@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...

One Hundred Percent All Beef Thermometer.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But I wanna call it the puking dildo

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Be the change you want to see in the world!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.

Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Some funny ones there.

Like Bear Killer.

Or Fun Destroyer.

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[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.

'They call me MISTER Punch!

'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'

If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving

[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I am Skin tube. My wife would be Monster Destroyer. It's unfair

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Love Injector. How derivative.

long sausage

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago
[–] harrison_fnord@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

Power Killer.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Monster Meat, excellent

[–] Monument@piefed.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

🧍‍♂️ MAN SWORD 🗡️

[–] zout@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Giant Sword. Not very original.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Better than dangling sword. Trust me.

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idk, sounds like false advertising in my case :P

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Pussy salami

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 2 points 4 days ago

Big pole......

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Poor Quentin Tarantino

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