WarmSoda

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Yup, that is the joke. Good boy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy shit you're spot on.
She'd be teenage me's dream Chung Li.

Edit; adult me would be fine with it too

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup. Men strong, Woman weak is how it started.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I went through a lay off being a manager once. It's not fun at all. We had the list and the metrics. But we were already pretty small and we really didn't want to lose anyone on the list except for a couple people.
So we basically gamed financial. Offered anyone that wanted it part time. Fired the few people people that were clearly not interested in working anyways. We did something else that I can't remember, and we ended up being able to fucking keep everyone. It was amazing.

Not even two months later we had to ramp up for the holidays, so everyone that willingly cut their hours went right back to full time. And we were offering OT too.

Year later the company pulled out of the state. But until that time we kept everyone.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Cue Baulders Gate dice roll

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Seth Rogans dad shredded

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I went the other way. My 75" TV is my PC monitor.
I fucking love it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Your ai needs to grasp context

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't know what jokes are, do ya

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You gotta let it run for a few minutes for the aldente to come on.

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