Cue Baulders Gate dice roll
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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You are able to tell that God was lying.
Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.
Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.
Make a constitution roll.
Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.
I heard it was patented Smartfood™