TommyJohnsFishSpot

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Would you like sweet and sour, or... (lemy.lol)
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[OC] Raindrops through the sunroof in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? It's my new phone lock screen background.

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[OC] Raindrops through the sunroof (lemy.lol)
 
iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots." in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The cat crawling under there dust mops regularly.

iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots." in c/selfhosted@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My vacuum doesn't get lost under the furniture.

I'm important in c/Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 10 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Before we all take off, I just wanted to circle-back on something.

Pure contentment in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
If a trunk at the front is called fruck, then a trunk at the back should be brunk. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's supposed to be "frunk", op typoed.

@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca

Major cities around the world in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 13 points 3 days ago

This is a pretty standard way of showing proportions between 3 things; it wasn't invented for this graph specifically.

Any day now in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 2 points 4 days ago

But we already have pregnant male humans...

🫃🫄

I never understood what it was people did on Twitter. I understand it even less now that it is X. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

I never understood what compels people to post not-showerthoughts to the showerthoughts community.

Sensible choice in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 64 points 1 week ago

Bottoming is a purely economic activity

If you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups.. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.

Via Jet to Benz in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE MONEY

I CHARTERED A LUXURY PRIVATE JET THEN GOT IN MY MERCEDES-BENZ

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What’d the termite say at the pub? (lemy.lol)
 

"Mmmm, bar tender!"

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