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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 3 months ago

A development this groundbreaking is definitely worth another 12-figure investment.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So is there a sea horse emoji or not?

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wait, why isn't this a thing tho?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because then we would need a pregnant male seahorse emoji and the world isn't ready for that.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

That makes me want it more.

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[–] lacktoes_but_tolerant@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Close enough 🤣

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm just mad I can't use dashes as punctuation anymore 🫩

*Without it looking like I'm using chatgpt

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Now you can't write without using em-dashes or you'll be called a bot.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Looking pretty sus there using a dash in emdash

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Same. Same.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OpenAI in 2020: Proves its own models will never, ever, reach 95% human accuracy.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2001.08361

DeepMind: Corrects their math, limit is still <95% with Infinite power and training.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2102.06701

Investors: "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!"

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Totally not a bubble! Just a few thousand more data centers!

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (11 children)

Ok, what the heck is an em-dash?

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There are two types of dashes. One is the "n-dash" (or "en-dash"), which takes up one space, and is most often used to hyphenate words; and the other is the "m-dash" (or "em-dash) which takes up two spaces, and is most often used to bracket off parenthetical information within a sentence, like kind of a lighter weight parentheses. Em-dashes get used a lot in novels and other published writing that is subject to correction from a professional copy editor, but very rarely in the daily typing of regular people. So now when people see it getting used they just assume it must be a clanker.

[–] Thalfon@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A slight correction, en-dashes are used mostly to indicate ranges like Mon–Fri. Hyphens are a separate third thing, smaller than an en-dash.

- hyphen
– en-dash
— em-dash

They get their names originally from having the same width as the letter n or m respectively in typesetting (though not all fonts follow that necessarily).

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Thank you for this!!!!

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Thank you for the synopsis. However;

This is a clanker:

and this is software:

[–] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

M-dashes are super useful for setting off parentheticals nicely.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You should be able to figure it out—even if you don't know what you're looking for—if you're sent the proper response ;)

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn’t even use em dashes lol

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lmao fat-fingered my keeb when typing. Edited my original comment. I should have coffee before posting first thing in the morning :)

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

One of my colleagues submitted a PR with a bunch of emojis in the readmes and log statements and I'm just so infuriated with it.

[–] wilfim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

I literally see it everywhere in my companies' documentation

[–] pftbest@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just made a CI pass to forbid non ASCII characters in the code. Found a lot of em dashes :(

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are plenty of non ASCII characters that are okay in code. ñ comes to mind. There are also box drawing characters.

[–] pftbest@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We don't use them in my project, I only added an exception for ©®™ and such. You can easily whitelist any character range you need. My command looks like this:

- (! grep -r -I -P '[^\x{00}-\x{7f}©®™°]' src)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

This is goofy, I'm not gonna fail a build because somebody used some random Unicode character. That's draconian.

[–] sfgifz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Our leadership made using and excelling at Copilot as one of our Key Results for upskilling, I make it point to make my code look as botty as possible to show how serious I'm about achieving the target 🎯

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, they used ⚠️ in a warning.

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[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just a few billion more..? 🤲

[–] jali67@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

I heard Altman wants a trillion $ bailout

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Fuck that stupid AI/AGI narrative, even if this is meant as a joke. They're LLMs. Some of them not even so large. A bunch of if statements with access to all the data that advertising companies like Google have harvested for decades.

[–] Best_Jeanist@discuss.online 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You're thinking of expert systems, an old form of AI from the 70s

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna use it manually but in the wrong — places.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AGI is science fiction and never happening

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't say never, but certainly not this century. Probably not the next one, either.

And at this point we might as well refer to it as something like "Machine Consciousness", because "AI" an any derivatives of it have been rendered garbage for actually talking about the sci-fi concept.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

AI was never used to refer to human like intelligence anyway in the AI field. Like any form of computer “intelligence” was called AI. Like chess machines or NPC logic in a game were called AI. It just needs to seem intelligent like the word artificial implies. It’s only now with these LLM peddling companies that suddenly the general public thinks AI refers to reaching human intelligence.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

AI has been used to refer to human like intelligence in fiction for at least half a century.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Bad news, everyone: your AI detection skills are now useless. Every comment here including mine is AI slop.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Dude, Ive been writing for a couple of years now. And I use em dashes, probably because all the authors I like use them. As soon as this AI thing started doing it, everything Ive ever written turned into AI slop over night lol.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Wonder if you specify to use en dashes instead if it just collapses and the simulation resets

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

By now, I feel they are just straight trying to appeal to scammers.

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Open ai is a joke.

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