I once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
I had a girlfriend who could put a lit cigarette in (just the filter), suck in smoke, and fart out the smoke. I wonder if it was the same girl. Are you from Australia?
Like, how do you even discover you have such a superpower? It’s not every day that you even think of trying something like that.
Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.
- TommyJohnsFishSpot, 2025
True capabilities....
For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus. (Ptaszynski)
I used to do that as a kid until I shat my pants accidentally
Why'd you stop?
I knew a guy who can do the same. I can only do it with burping, unfortunately.
I'm 46 years old and until just now I'd never seen or heard the term "anal hiccup." I hope I never learn anything more about them.
You never butt-chugged air for a faux-fart? You've never lived!
Maybe it's time to start taking baths instead of showers.
I imagine that it would be the same as having gas and farting non-stop.
That is in fact what it was like for me when I started using a lot of garlic powder in my cooking. For some reason I could take it fresh or baked, but not dessicated / powdered. OTOH, being a fan of Blazing Saddles...
Anal sneezing would be worse than anal hiccups.
Sir, this is a Wendy's, not a Taco Bell.. 😂
Damn, you got me there
Searched for 'anal' and 'hiccough'. Digital insertion came up.
is that called sharting?