SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

I've legitimately tried that, even tried no alarm at all.

The no alarm is a bad idea just because every so often I just sleep right on through, if I've had a particularly harsh day.

I think my brain just goes "you sneaky fuck, I know you REALLY want to get up at 7 so we are getting up at 630ishjust to be sure."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Addicts always gotta justify how they get their fix, I guess.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago

Why make things balanced?

What service does the pile of shit in a suit provide that justifies equal weight of all those workers?

My guess is "not enough to deserve it"

Things aren't balanced until we are all on level ground with each other. No fulcrums in sight.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't need an alarm.

I wake up every few hours regardless.

And I'm always awake about 20 minutes before my alarm, no matter that time I set it to.

Existence is pain

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how Canada feels about a foreign legion, but I'm willing to volunteer.

Note: this applies to any country the Orange Jackass threatens to invade.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But the orphan grinding machine has always been around! We can't just tear it down, that's insulting to all the people it ground up!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 62 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Every single fucking time: THIS IS THE FUTURE UNDER COMMUSOCIALMARXISM!

endless pictures of current capitalism conditions, usually centered around homeless people

Yeah, it sure is a good thing we have capitalism to make sure that every person is taken care of and nobody gets fed to the orphan grinding machine.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago

But like.... Organize first.

Otherwise you're just a crazed lone gunman dead in the street.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 3 months ago

I'm starting to think "Fascinating" is the universal translator's attempt at censoring Vulcans.

Its basically what all of them say when what they should probably be saying is "What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

Sidenote: I absolutely cracked up in the episode of strange new worlds where Spock

SNW SPOILERS AHEADis made fully human and when he realizes it he just goes "What the FUCK" but of course it cuts after the "FU-"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

If they all got their proper iron necktie, French revolution style, the only time they would be discussed is when you read another report that the lasting damage they caused has been repaired and the systems they tried to eradicate have been restored.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never having me a buddy to be with, to tell me where we's going to or coming from, or why. Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There's too much of it - it's like pieces of glass in my head, all the time. Can you understand?

He killed the with they love. That's how it is every day, all over the world.

The green mile is a fantastic movie that makes me bawl my eyes out every damn time.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Human: "We took the second warp core you helped us build and plugged it into the first one, just to see what would happen.... It blew up. But we got to do some pretty cool science in the process!"

Vulcan looking on in pure astonishment

Vulcan: "Fascinating. You were meant to place that in another ship, or study it for improving your own designs."

Human: "yeah, crazy huh... Can we have another?"

Vulcan: arches eyebrow "Very well."

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