SARGE

joined 10 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not once in my enlistment, such as it was, did I question what was in the pants of fellow service members.

Nor did I question their capabilities when they were needed.

Because I'm not an insecure idiot with the maturity of a child.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

I say this a bit louder than normal whenever I notice someone is zoning out. I think it's funny, we have a little chuckle, and move on.

I'm hoping someday to find someone who knows what it's from.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Legitimately my favorite episode.

Nobody can ever know teal'c's pain.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

Son of a hazmot!

This frelling show is one of the best shows of all time. of all time.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let's block the entire parade from proceeding.

Tank Man style.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

Awww you think they stopped to listen to the message in the first place....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

water soluble powder

Oh god I'm having flashbacks.... That shit is nasty.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago

YOU SLEEP ON A FARM NAZEEM

YOU HAVE NOTHING IN THE CLOUD DISTRICT

Bitch ass posers thinking they're better than us just because they walk around the fancy area of town sometimes...

Also your whole city is 30 people.

You ain't fancy, bitch.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 71 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Manager better be locking his door, replacing windows with walls, and getting armed security that goes with the everywhere.

If my manager pulled this shit, the manager would no longer have a home or vehicle by the following morning. Whether they get caught inside the house doesn't matter.

Anyone who destroys someone's life over ~~obvious insecurities~~ "an argument" deserves to have their own life destroyed.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

"Well the guy is pouring gasoline everywhere and kept playing with his zippo lighter screaming about how he's burning my house down, I have to go talk to him if I want to push back on his plan"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean we've seen these memes before? How many times?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

I already enlisted once, and I'm stuck in a red state. I would happily move to a solid blue state and turn my firearms toward the redcoats if it came to a civil war.

The real question is would they let me move.

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