I've got a bad case of... Diarrhea
PrimeErective
I see you've played Moony spoony before
What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday
You ever see those blue reflectors in the middle of the road? Those mark where fire hydrants are
There's a song?!
I think what's going on with the "torment matrix" problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don't usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn't have thought of it otherwise.
More succinctly: don't give them any ideas!
I don't think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows
I would guess it's closer to la-ti-byoo-layt
Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It's much more lenient
Would wear that T-shirt
Maybe this thing is why people kept using CD-ROM trays as cup holders