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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] b34k@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Dr. Doctor Please! Don’t you know I’m goin fast…

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Dr. Doctor,

gimme the news,

I got bad case

Of loving you

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I was baffled by the huge "Real Sugar" text at first - assuming it meant instead of diet. Like, surely the assumption would be be that unless it says "diet" then of course it contains sugar - it's weird to make it such a prominent part of the branding.

I then realised that the US uses corn syrup in loads of stuff, and it probably means instead of that.

Yes. Most soda in the US is sweetened with High Fructose Corn Syrup.

It creates a market for imported "Mexican Coke", which is sweetened with cane sugar. Some smaller brands also advertise themselves as using cane sugar.

I don't think I've seen a brand with it quite as boldly stated as that, though.

[–] starik@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

Yes, it means sucrose.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 23 hours ago

That's Professor Doctor to you!!!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dr. Doctor, tell me the news, I got a BAD CASE OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?

[–] Major_Tsiom@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That shit's good! I tried it at an Urban Cafe. I've got a bad case of loving it.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, this is kinda funny. Doctor Doctor is definitely pricier and very likely better than Dr Pepper, and the label on the soda fountain basically says as much. You need to get some Dr. Thunder up in there to make the meme really work.

[–] Ertain@feddit.online 5 points 1 day ago

So someone has a bad case of loving someone else?

[–] raven55six@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Dr. Doctor 😂😂😂 that is hilarious. I need that machine at work.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, the mess I'm in

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Lovin yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu

I've got a bad case of... Diarrhea

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Invidious link to the secret texts mentioned herein

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

Can’t you see I’m burning burning?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not the doctor that killed Garfield

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That was Dr curiosity.

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Have mercy on me

Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease