MuskyMelon

joined 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

What's a cake without eggs?

Vegan

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Let's call it what it is: Trumpfuckation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Even countries with trade surplus are getting tariffed wtf

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Water is wet, sky is blue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Step 3: ....

Step 4: Profit bigly

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it's valid to seek the death penalty for Luigi, then every wrongful death claim against an insurance company should include a criminal element that seeks the death penalty for the CEO.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Oh you're giving in? Awesome! Now I fuck you harder!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Pack up and/or get rid of all your stuff and go travel the world. Go discover new places, new people, new cultures. Learn new languages, new skills, new customs. That's probably the closest experience to being a child again as an adult.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Big federal welfare state becoming a bigger federal welfare state. Congratulations on your self promotion!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Attacking Congress and policemen... Just innocent tourists falsely accused...

What a joke America has become

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

So he's asking for a mulligan for his first term.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

First? That's bullshit.

 

Cool. Now lets get rid of the US Dollar.

 

Everything that everyone needs to remember on how to treat others is in this book.

 

Selected by the people, limited in power.

 
 

Personally I think we should lean into this. First question to that White House Press Secretary should be, "When is the coronation?". Then start referring to Trump as "His Highness" at every instance of speaking to a MAGAt or Republican and "Your Highness" directly to Trump. Force the issue and make them uncomfortable until they stop.

Like using Gen Alpha slang when you're obviously not, just to annoy them. Skibidi toilet forever!

 
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