MuskyMelon

Step 3: ....

Step 4: Profit bigly

If it's valid to seek the death penalty for Luigi, then every wrongful death claim against an insurance company should include a criminal element that seeks the death penalty for the CEO.

Oh you're giving in? Awesome! Now I fuck you harder!!!

Pack up and/or get rid of all your stuff and go travel the world. Go discover new places, new people, new cultures. Learn new languages, new skills, new customs. That's probably the closest experience to being a child again as an adult.

Big federal welfare state becoming a bigger federal welfare state. Congratulations on your self promotion!

Attacking Congress and policemen... Just innocent tourists falsely accused...

What a joke America has become

So he's asking for a mulligan for his first term.

First? That's bullshit.

"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant

All that testosterone won the Civil War

I don't care who's fighting and I don't care why they're fighting. Shoot combatants, shoot anyone holding a gun or a bomb. But don't shoot at children. The one thing that I can't abide by is violence against children, our most vulnerable.

I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I sure hope that these perpetrators boil in a lake of oil and fire for all eternity.

March while you can before Trump criminalizes CC Day as DEI

Oopsie we fucked up your life... Sowwee!