"Try putting them in the air, Friar."
Dookieman12
"I'm the shit I'm fartin', I don't know how to potty"
Kodak Black - Drowning
- Stand upright
- Lean way over
- Bend far at waist
- Kiss ass goodbye
As long as 80% of emissions are created by 1,000 or so giant companies, all with their respective governments captured, there's really not much you can (legally) do.
Peace and love... or else!
I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy
As an IT guy, i feel the opposite. I fixed it in ten minutes because I have ten years of experience. My hourly rate goes up because I spend so little time fixing the problem, if I charged any less, I couldn't earn a living.
The Cheesy Gordita Crunch used to be $0.89. Not 99, EIGHTY-NINE cents. Now it's like $3.79. Used to be my favorite thing on the menu, but there's no way I'm paying that much for it now. I tolerated $0.99, $1.09, even $1.19 but $1.29 is where I said "no". Haven't had one since.
The McDouble was only created because the double cheeseburger used to be $0.99 and they decided that was too cheap. The McDouble is just a double cheeseburger with one slice of cheese instead of two.
Oh, no.
Anyway...
Mario Kart 64 - Choco Canyon
Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I'm trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can "escape" and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there's no reason it couldn't be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of "peace" and "happiness" between spawns.
If it was a snake, it would have bit you