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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 24 points 2 weeks ago

It's the same stuff that destroyed the Titanic!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn't just make you pee.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This data is based on studies where it was given to rats in insanely large quantities. Taken in moderation it can be enjoyed safely.

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Still guaranteed to die eventually after consuming it

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lies. Peeing is the source of all liquid. After the environment cleans it up, we are compelled to drink the "water" to maintain equilibrium and keep the earth from flooding.

[–] TarantulaFudge@startrek.website 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The real secret is drinking organic water straight from the hose.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Kink shaming is my kink!

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pee is just filtered blood, so technically all blood contains pee (plus other stuff)

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, pee is a component of semen, thats why it's stored in the balls. It's there awaiting final preparation when needed and excess pee is ejected when the balls get too full.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s the H2O stored in the balls.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

that's why girls need pads and tampons, they can't hold their pee

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Someone else in these comments mentioned blood is just pee, plus some other stuff. So this all tracks.

[–] nycvin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's got electrolytes

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's probably sarin.

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Same but I still hate when I have to pee for the week, so I have to lube my urethra otherwise it hurts.