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It’s rimworld and I’m fucked
Gallipoli. Good: Silly Aussie Accent. Light machine gun. Beautiful beaches. Bad: Literally in the middle of WWI on Gallipoli. Suboptimal.
Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.
Disco Elysium. Pretty fucked
it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.
Well... I've changes genders now... Instead of being a Systems administrator who builds networks and infrastructure. I'm a redheaded boss bitch destroying robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow.
Project Zomboid.
Oh well.. closes curtains, starts ripping up old clothes and turns on TV.
Project Zomboid..... I'll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.
Disco Elysium. Fucked... far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go... fucked. Fully fucked.
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.
No Man's Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.
It might’ve been a specific type of adult game.
I’ll be all right. And, ironically, very fucked.
My character in FFXIV. So a god slaying, world saving cat girl. Wouldn't be too bad I guess.
If it has to be singleplayer games, Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. Exploring a new galaxy in a cool space ship? Also not too bad.
There's a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn't carry any more because it was "legge day" and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would "keep him alive forever".
Me and Osty are going to the park. Best day ever.
The factory must grow.
minecraft, so meh? could be better could be worse
Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow
The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.
Oh, great. I'm a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.
I've been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I'm invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?
Animal crossing, fuck yeah!
My new life goal would be just one directive: "The factory... MUST... GROW!!!!!1"
Skyrim.
Oh yeah, the world is going to fear my stealth archery powers.
40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.
Doom Eternal. On the one hand it's literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I'd say my chances are quite fair to say the least.
Witch living in a cozy hut in an enchanted forest
I don't think I'd even mind the opposite gender...
Helldivers. Not sure if fucked or not. I'll err on the side of fucked.
Endgame Terraria mage with a mostly cleansed world. I think I'm ok.
Batman Arkham Asylum... damn guess I'm getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭
Raccoin, I'm a furry alchemist.
Cool.
Slay the Spire. Gonna totally die trying to force a claw build.
Claw is Law
so glad I started playing Dispatch after I did a few rounds of Helldivers 2 last night
Madeline from Celeste, guess it's time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)
A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.
Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.