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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

It’s rimworld and I’m fucked

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Factorio engineer.

The factory must grow.

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[–] Pat@feddit.nu 2 points 4 days ago

Gallipoli. Good: Silly Aussie Accent. Light machine gun. Beautiful beaches. Bad: Literally in the middle of WWI on Gallipoli. Suboptimal.

[–] fitjazz@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago

Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I'd be V in Cyberpunk. I'm fucked.

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[–] sudochown@programming.dev 9 points 6 days ago

Disco Elysium. Pretty fucked

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.

Well... I've changes genders now... Instead of being a Systems administrator who builds networks and infrastructure. I'm a redheaded boss bitch destroying robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] digilec@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Project Zomboid.
Oh well.. closes curtains, starts ripping up old clothes and turns on TV.

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[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Project Zomboid..... I'll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.

[–] toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Disco Elysium. Fucked... far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go... fucked. Fully fucked.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No Man's Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It might’ve been a specific type of adult game.

I’ll be all right. And, ironically, very fucked.

[–] RedAle@feddit.dk 3 points 5 days ago

My character in FFXIV. So a god slaying, world saving cat girl. Wouldn't be too bad I guess.

If it has to be singleplayer games, Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. Exploring a new galaxy in a cool space ship? Also not too bad.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

disco elysium - i guess i'm an ageing alcoholic cop now

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

There's a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn't carry any more because it was "legge day" and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would "keep him alive forever".

[–] Dry_Monk@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Me and Osty are going to the park. Best day ever.

The factory must grow.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

minecraft, so meh? could be better could be worse

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Cyberpunk 2077. V is sooooo fucked holy shit.

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.

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Oh, great. I'm a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Timberborn, so I am a busy beaver.

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[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I'm invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?

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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

Animal crossing, fuck yeah!

[–] dani0tb@lemmus.org 4 points 5 days ago

My new life goal would be just one directive: "The factory... MUST... GROW!!!!!1"

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Skyrim.

Oh yeah, the world is going to fear my stealth archery powers.

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[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Doom Eternal. On the one hand it's literal hell on earth, on the other — Doomguy seems to be some sort of rage god. I'd say my chances are quite fair to say the least.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Witch living in a cozy hut in an enchanted forest

I don't think I'd even mind the opposite gender...

Helldivers. Not sure if fucked or not. I'll err on the side of fucked.

[–] pet1t@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Geralt of Rivia... Could be fun!

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[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Casualties Unknown. WHY ME?

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[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Endgame Terraria mage with a mostly cleansed world. I think I'm ok.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

Batman Arkham Asylum... damn guess I'm getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Raccoin, I'm a furry alchemist.

Cool.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Slay the Spire. Gonna totally die trying to force a claw build.

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

Claw is Law

[–] somebody2152@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

so glad I started playing Dispatch after I did a few rounds of Helldivers 2 last night

[–] Solely_a_Catt@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago

Madeline from Celeste, guess it's time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)

[–] jrubal1462@mander.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago

Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.

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