What part of this is satire?
Darkassassin07
Provide them with a clean safe space where they're comfortable; or they'll do it anyway in secret.
You're not going to stop them, if that's your goal; you'll only alienate your son in the process.
I fucking hate America.
A billionaire can hold a multi-million dollar lottery, where the only way to enter is to vote for who he wants; but you can and will be arrested for handing someone a bottle of water while they wait in line to vote.
One of her alleged young victims said that the boys involved in the incidents “had to wear a Scream mask” and “they would rotate every 15 minutes” in sexual encounters that would go on for hours
W.T.F.
I don't use proton, but with Bitwarden you've got to explicitly click 'save' after making changes. I'd imagine proton is the same there; so you probably typed in the new details then just clicked away without pressing save.
His body looks like the front half of a centaur.
Ha! that's a great description of the top image.
Hopefully he's been hung for treason and his companies nationalized by then...
I'm not against it; but I'm curious what blood does to a concrete mix. Can you just substitute water for blood, perhaps there's a good ratio?
Maybe use it as a paint... That'll probably look better too.
$33 billion, 3/4 what it was valued in 2022 when he bought it.
Honestly I'm surprised it's still worth that much. (or rather, that's he's succeeded in claiming it's worth that much).
Toilet stalls, sure. If you put it in the urinals, you'll have to scoop a turd out every day and nobody wants to deal with that...
Seems pretty accurate tbh.