Beastlygr

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago

There are two types of country artists. One will help you hide a body and run from the cops. The other will call you a slur.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think what they are trying to say that if you can quickly grab your loaded firearm and be ready for defense, then you are not storing your firearms correctly. Firearms should be locked up and ammo kept separate.

 
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That’s why I always poop on company time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Awesome. I just ordered some. Thx

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

In this situation, I would recommend grape seed oil. It has a higher smoking point.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We don’t know each other, so my words don’t mean much, but I am really sorry you are feeling so down. It sounds like it’s pretty exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hehe “bear hands” Now all I see is him waving his furry bear hands around.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There are so many things wrong with this idea. I can barely afford my bills as it is. Now you want me to increase my power bill so can then I can be without power? Not to mention the climate impact, food spoilage, medical devices, lost wages. This would fuck over the public more than industry or the economy.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (5 children)

When I was like 12, I thought chain wallets were the shit. Unfortunately my parents wouldn’t let me have one. I ended up hooking a bunch of Disney keychains together and wore that as my chain wallet. This was often worn with my favorite sleeveless neon green shirt and my lucky black and white checkered shorts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

When you drive an Uber in America.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I prefer “revenge procrastination bedtime”. I need to get back at that shitty day I just had.

 
 

Dinner doodle.

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