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Maybe it's just a human thing. (lemmy.ml)
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Now playing Denis Leary - Asshole

Gonna repost some stuff that got deleted recently, so if you've seen some of the same garbage I've already posted that's the reason.

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Clean butt (lemmy.ml)
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I can't poop anywhere but home.

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ohai ;- ) just got z*ckd for go(o)d so new here... pi(c)ture unrelated (lemmy.ml)
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One wrong invite and now there is drama in my life (lemmy.ml)
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Appreciate the effort, but I can't handle my own shit. much less a extrovert instigating a million things to do on top of all that. (lemmy.ml)
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Security is an illusion (lemmy.ml)
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Hope you get your nukes soon Canada. It's the only thing humans respect (for now).

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Till one day... it will be stopping (lemmy.ml)
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Ex-president of Brazil is being investigated and tried for a failed conspiracy attempt to overthrow the government. While being interviewed about the case, a bystander starts playing the Funeral March (www.youtube.com)
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Watching snow white but its getting weird (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Essentials only (lemmy.ml)
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I hate food waste and try to keep as little groceries in the house as I can so I can not waste any food.

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Night dreaming is rated xXx (lemmy.ml)
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No state sanctioned marriage for this guy. I want nothing in the way of my partner when they decide to leave me. Go... be free.

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The mask is for you, not me. (lemmy.ml)
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Maybe if we hung out in my basement I would be in a better mood (lemmy.ml)
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This temporary problem will last my whole life (lemmy.ml)
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Since they wouldn't understand phones, I'd just tell them I was speaking to demons. (lemmy.ml)
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Then they'd burn me

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The other shoe drops, and this time it is covered in dog shit (lemmy.ml)
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They don't make the parts I'm missing anymore. (lemmy.ml)
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When I tell my friends and family that I won't be leaving the basement, they don't understand it's for everyone's good. (lemmy.ml)
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You've probably heard of my doctor. His name is Web. Web MD (lemmy.ml)
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A unborn child can never consent to being born. (lemmy.ml)
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If I gave you a $2500 a month recurring expense you didn't ask for, would you appreciate me?

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Prison slavery (lemmy.ml)
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Even California loves prison slaves. 'Merica!!!

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Being in the trash is better then being frozen in the freezer. Forever waiting. Forever wondering. (lemmy.ml)
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Creating new wage slaves is child abuse (lemmy.ml)
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Best case scenario: "My kids won't be the wage slave, they'll be the slave master!"

Depressing as fuck either way.

I find it crazy people are okay with forcing this lifestyle on their kids. Maybe it's not about the kids needs, it's all about what the parents want.

This vasectomy is for you my unborn kids. Sparing the pain of life on planet earth is the greatest gift I could ever give you.

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Dig this trench to protect your landlord's ability to gouge your decendants. (lemmy.ml)
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Dating in your 30's (lemmy.ml)
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