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Almost made it (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

I will poop my pants before I do it at home, for free!

...Why yes, I am an adult. Why do you ask?

[–] Beastlygr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That’s why I always poop on company time.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe. Bwst 45 minutes of my fucking life

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But work doesn't have a bidet.

[–] HyonoKo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I bring my own wet tissues for this reason.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Meme: It's ok.

Meme + title: Beautiful.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is what cigarettes and coffee are for