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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (18 children)

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One of the best things to scoop hummus with.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in my day you wore them on your belt.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Only the yellow ones.

Because of the war.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Btw the skin has the most testo boost

This is misinformation.

Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And why wouldn't you. I tend to not bite into the whole thing but suffer from occasional urges to do so.

Still remember that maybe 10 years ago on our way to Romania two grandpa's in a restaurant in Hajdúnánás ordered some huge chives to dip in salt with their beers.

I ordered the same 10 minutes after and both gave me a drinking salute. Still eat it in summer, amazing healthy snack.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah but do they post up how much more manly and full of testosterone they feel afterwards?

Yeah, some people do like raw onions. Some like Vegemite. The trick is b getting the people who don't to eat them

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The modern internet in a single image.

I'm a bit skeptical of Twitter Verified posters though. Makes me think jeeba made that up for Twitter engagement… I guess that’s fitting, too.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Isn't baldness literally linked to high testosterone?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Because he has such thick hair.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooof. I should have known and blurred out their name. Or at least, just assume anyone on Twitter is a Nazi apologist.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Everyone on Twitter is literally a Nazi apologist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

4chan user in nazi association shocker

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro science is bad science.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

People will believe anything so long as you sound authoritative enough and if people don't reason about it enough. It applies to everyone even me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Ok well in the absence of real information I am going to imagine he photoshopped an infographic together

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you eat them with the skin on, you'll have so much testosterone that people will elect you to lead your country.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reminds me of that time when I was spamming on FB groups that dog food contained chloroquine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

At least they are just making them eat onions, it's not like it's going to make them sick or anything.

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