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Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost
This is misinformation.
Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.
This is disinformation. Everyone knows that you get the highest boost +100 of testosterone if you insert the raw onions in your ass daily. It's equivalent to squatting 300 lbs.
I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.
Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger
I heard there was a study that said you have to rub hot chilli's on the outside of the skin first to make it convert the T into something the body can uptake.
The chilis go in your eyes, dumbass.
no, but i do enjoy slices of onion and cheese as a snack from time to time.