this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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Bikini Bottom Twitter

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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well they're not laughing, so that's not good.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, in my case, that's very good.

Lowers stance slowly

"Roll for initiative"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh brother, THIS GUY STINKS!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well if you're gonna watch, might as well watch me play mayonnaise as an instrument

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Most attention I've had for years

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bag full of memes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The floating text being physically present reminds me of something that happens in Too Many Cooks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

sseug i ,yako

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

POV when you are the meme.