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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 151 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Goddamn DEI administration

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But seriously, they could fire all the straight white guys and things would actually run better.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Not anymore. They fired every non white straight people. Government probably can't even flush the toilet on their own anymore.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago

I think that was kind of the joke

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 117 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I said I was going to be using this a lot...

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] freako@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This. Gotta change the spelling for Kek

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For Germans it works both ways "Kacke" is a less offensive word for "shit" (or "Scheiße" in German).

[–] barcaxavi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

In Hungary it's actually "kaki" that would be the closest translation of poop. So, spot on.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Kleptocracy.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

And here I thought Jack White coined the term.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he admits he has a skill issue?

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Trump has no idea what signal is. He basically has no real concept of what this scandal is about.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

Double pronouns. Sorry.

Trump just said hegseth has a skill issue lol.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you guys could have had Tim "Feed the kids" Walz instead of Mike "What's OpSec" Waltz

We obviously didn't deserve the good one.

[–] needanke@feddit.org 33 points 1 year ago

Good thing we are abandoning that woke DEI bullshit and hire based on merit again! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷💪💪🦾

[–] youvegotmoxie@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

His best isn’t good enough

[–] frezik@midwest.social 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Mike colors outside the lines, but doesn't eat the crayon. He does his best."

[–] sjoeqie@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He would definitely eat the crayon if orange mussolini told him to

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Probably just a nibble tho

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whew, yep, its a tough job, but Petey's got a good head on 'im and rolls with the punches, somebody get that man a drink!

Err. Uh. I mean... Do we have O'Douls?

EDIT: Also, dear God, the sub headline:

Trump asked if hackers can break into Signal...

You might as well ask a dog what its favorite shade of red is.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 1 year ago

If that's his best then his resignation is as urgent as ever

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Has anyone mentioned Hunters laptop yet?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I tell especially dumb children that are actively making mistakes that cost me time and money that they're doing their best and that's all that matters. It's a lie and I'm pretty sure they know it but somehow that's both a useful and reasonable reaction to have for the national security advisor.

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Children, or people still learning for that matter, deserve to told “hey, you did your best and you’ve made some progress”. Allegedly competent adults that fuck up adding people to a group chat about something as important as this deserve to be beaten around the head with anything available. Not told “great job buddy. Have a lollipop for your hard work”.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 1 year ago

Wow, that's a whole 'nother level of incompetent leadership.

[–] bingBingBongBong@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Es hat sich stets sehr bemüht"

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Es means it. I don't know if that is intentional

[–] bingBingBongBong@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I have chosen its pronouns!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 1 year ago
[–] d00phy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Guys, they’re not going to be batting 1000…. On anything. They’re going to be breaking A. LOT. of eggs, whilst not even trying to bat anywhere near 1000. That will be them doing their “best.”

[–] Fern@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] iz_ok@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well damn. Is that what high level decision making looks like?

[–] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

It does now

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.

Anyone member, "you're doing a heckuva job, Brownie"?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Have I ever told you that you're doing a good job?

No?

Ever wonder why?

[–] bender223@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

🤦‍♂️

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago

tHe bEsT PeOpLe