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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 194 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speaking about the mine, Errol told Musk biographer Walter Isaacson: “If you registered it, you would wind up with nothing, because the Blacks would take everything from you.”

Hmm...exactly the guy to prove someone isn't racist.

[–] kernelle@0d.gs 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe he meant Elon wasn't racist enough in his opinion?

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 9 points 1 year ago

Elon probably seems remarkably egalitarian compared to him, even now.

[–] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 104 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Classic. Can't be racist, cause he once met a black dude...

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

That his father effectively owned.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that dude whose argument was "Do you know how expensive a slave was back then?!" lmao

I remember the fat fuck and his abject lack of self-awareness.

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"He's not racist, it's just that I taught him that he was superior to every black person that he ever met as a child." Fucking hell.

[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is beyond parody at this point.

[–] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes Cheryl Tunt look more realistic than this family.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, Cheryl/Charlene/Cristal/whatever was awesome!

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You're not my manager!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not racist, my favorite slaves are black

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nothing racist about that. Just libertarian, but please call them free bounded employees ^/s^

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 62 points 1 year ago

He paid black people to be nice to Musk as a child... and that's his defense!?

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

"Servants".

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He's just rreeeaalllyy into white people breeding.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, true. I'll remove it.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 year ago

I thought I was so original posting this yesterday:

Elon “I can’t possibly be a racist troll, some of my best serfs are Negroes!” Musk.

Turns out his own father beat me to it!

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I read the headline and was absolutely positive that it was an onion article, then saw where this was posted.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the same guy that married his step daughter.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not married but....

He has two children with her mother

and he has two children with her

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

In the early 1990s, Errol, then aged 45, married Heide Bezuidenhout, a 25-year old he described as "one of the best looking women I've ever seen in my life". They had two children. Jana Bezuidenhout, who was his stepdaughter from that marriage, and four years old at the time Errol became her stepfather, later became his romantic partner.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How dumb do you have to be to mess up the "I have a black friend" defense?

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Yowza.

Just shows how disconnected from reality these people are. They live in a bubble of luxury, affluence, yes-men. They've never experienced any semblance of hardship or struggle, ever. He grew up with servants for fucks sake.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look, I think my opinion on Elon is obvious, but "my son made friends with people whose best interest was to be friendly towards him and not mouth off" is not a good argument lmao

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's the "I have black friends" defense but with servants. What's next? "The people he had locked up were his best chums so he's still not racist?"

[–] Elkot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My family is originally from Rhodesia, I was shocked when my father told me he had servants growing up

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It’s very common outside of Europe and North America. You don’t need to be wealthy when so many are super poor.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 6 points 1 year ago

You can't make this shit up

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

This one really should have been the Onion

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

“His best friend was a black guy named Early! Because he was never late.”

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago
[–] amadeus84@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hes racists against humanity.

Hes in a silent war with steve bannon. He gave thr salute brcause he knows the maga mouth breathers dont like billionares. Hes faking it to gain favor. Thats the actual reason he did it.

Dont believe me? Look it up. Steven bannon hates him. Steve is on the outs and hates musk.

You folks have to realize there are power grabs at play and musk is not doubt using chatgpt to suggest ways to stay ahead.

Fortunately chatgpt cant fix crazy.