all Nicole knows is mcdonald's, charge her phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and spam lemmy thousands of times per second.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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Hi, i'm fxomt! But you can call me the fediCIA agent ^_^
I been hacked.
all my Nicole gone. this just sold please help me.
Our gf is dead?!
Yes, and i killed her.
Hey that’s my girlfriend you’re talking about buddy
Its odd that they implement scanning, but havent updated to 1.19.10 yet which adds the ability to delete all DM's sent by a banned account.
It released just 11 hours ago, cut us some slack :(
Yeah i know :D But its a nice feature that makes these efforts much more effective, so i wanted to share.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Nicole, you little removed? Ill have you know she graduated top of her class in the Navy Seals, and shes been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and she has over 300 confirmed kills. She is trained in gorilla warfare and shes the top sniper in the entire Polish armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with her bare hands. Not only is she extensively trained in unarmed combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Polish Marine Corps and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
الله اكبر سنجاهد بإسم نيكول
What an idiot, nicole is eternal. Doesn't he know that?
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Fxomt and fxomt are completely different people. That's not me in the picture, trust me 🥺
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HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER A PIZZA
NO
WHY
BECAUSE YOU ARE JOHN MADDENMAMMA MIA POPPA PIA, BABY GOT THAT DIARRHEEEEEEEEEEEAAA
Then who was phone??
how the fuck did you get a picture of me
ur instance banned, bucko
Bucktooth-O
But Doctor, I am Nicoled
How can get grilfren preganicole
Then who was phone?
can't wait for Nicole to find a workaround, she's smart like that 🥰
Then who was phone?
The pms are coming from your own instance
You can't blame all of us for whatever fxomt is doing!
Wdym? Remember when i transitioned this instance to anarcho-feudalism? That's right, legally i own you all, therefore i am representative of all your actions 😎
no u.