Then who was phone?
Malgas
I don't know about salsa (old Pace commercials notwithstanding) but Arizona tea started in Brooklyn and is now somewhere on Long Island.
Eh, you take the bad with the good.
Sure, Ea-Nasir may be the worst copper merchant you've ever heard of.
But you have heard of him.
Hell, the US military has a detailed strategic plan for responding to zombies.
Not that that sort of thing is unique to the US. cf. Crisis in Zefira, a sci-fi training scenario commissioned by National Defense Canada.
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was "Usher of the Black Rod" just because some geezer had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd lock me away!
european bourbon
I know what you're getting at, but bourbon whiskey is a protected designation of origin. By definition it can only be made in the US.
Well now I want a mash-up of Spider-Man and Chicken Boo where Spidey is a giant horrifying arachnid but, like, Doc Oc or someone is the only one who seems to notice.
One does not gimply walk into Mordor.
7.5±1.5
Everything is either Jigglypuff or not Jigglypuff.
Tra(i)ns.