this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


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"say charles, where did you get the water for this?"
"uhh, i just caught some pouring off the toadstool, why?"
"Charles, we're sitting under a fly agaric. They're hallucinogenic to humans and we're a fraction of their body mass. You've doomed us both, charles."