Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"

For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:

Type: Prey
Class: Mammalia (mammal)
Habitat: Barren rocky landscape
Appearance: Similar to a tan egg

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‘Tea Under The Toadstool’ By Lily Seika Jones (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"say charles, where did you get the water for this?"
"uhh, i just caught some pouring off the toadstool, why?"
"Charles, we're sitting under a fly agaric. They're hallucinogenic to humans and we're a fraction of their body mass. You've doomed us both, charles."