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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it where he kept answering every question and then Krabapple was like, Bart Simpson quit raising your hand, you haven't gotten a single question right yet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Now you're measuring like an American!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Burgers are like $15 now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Doesn't feel like it...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Subd. 28. Trump Derangement Syndrome.

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" means the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal persons that is in reaction to the policies and presidencies of President Donald J. Trump. Symptoms may include Trump-induced general hysteria, which produces an inability to distinguish between legitimate policy differences and signs of psychic pathology in President Donald J. Trump's behavior.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just an observation; you like your men hairless?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's Tommy Boy!! 😅 But it still tracks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's a depressed cookie with a little scar, but I bet it's delicious!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Careful now, don't want to get banned for promoting violence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

I'm up for helping undress you!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

My Walmart scans the receipt and then scans 3 items from your cart to verify they're on the receipt.

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