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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

I have the most hours in Warframe, but Factorio is on a different level. If you're anywhere on the spectrum, it is pure crack cocaine. The only reason I haven't bought the DLC is because I know it'll consume a month of my free time.

By the way, Warframe 1999's soundtrack fucking slaps.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Space Age is totally worth it though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can confirm. It's the only game I play at this point.

Finally got to Fulgora. I want that mech suit.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Good choice !

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

The factory must expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory..

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

The factory must grow

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It’s not a bad game but Rimworld is destroying my life right now.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

unrelated but i just noticed that the playtime was 1234, that's neat

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

cookie clicker

fucking useless, highly addictive

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

my phones version is about as old as my cousin lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Modded minecraft isnt the worst ever

I started making games to make sure its not

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm split between Factorio and Dwarf Fortress.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Give Songs of Syx a try. One guy, who developed the game in a shed in Poland so he could get away from his family. You can try the "demo" which is the full game just one version behind. Once he gets tired of developing it he said he'll make it open source. Think dwarf fortress but you're capable of having a population of thousands. Oh, and nevermind the race riots or cannibalism.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I kind of miss when No Man's Sky was an endless, empty expanse. That sense of loneliness and futility was an emotional experience that it doesn't have now. It's become a much better game, no doubt, but putting time and careful planning into that long crawl towards the galactic centre felt right.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

It has an empty universe mode in one of the updates

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

There was a shitty f2p MMO called GunZ online once upon a time. It was so badly programmed that glitches literally became the primary gameplay loop.

I loved it. For those few that could get into it, it was a unique heaven of fps and fighting game that filled a void an over caffeinated teen with nothing but hyper focus and time didn't know they had.

Also just ridiculously horny people.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Don't call GunZ shitty! I'll double butterfly your face, or something. It's been a while.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Factorio. Do i need to say more?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why aren't you tending to your factory?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was this spreadsheet masquerading as a space conquest 4X game called Stars!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So I'm not autistic and these aren't necessarily bad games, but for my partner this is definitely Dragon Age. She has put an insane number of hours into the first 3 games. She knew The Veilguard was going to be bad. She KNEW, she told me multiple times even the second before she told me she bought the game. She got 3/4 of the way through before having a crying, screaming meltdown over how bad it was.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Quest 64 is my favorite "bad" game. It was a meme for like a week around here, I miss those days.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ITT: people listing good games they played a bunch.

The answer is clearly world of warcraft.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Me being in love with Hellgate: London, Fate (WildTangent), and Warframe be like

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Oh man, Hellgate: London. That's a blast from the past.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I just spent 20 hours on the demo for the new game roadcraft. I'm just pushing dirt around in a tractor like I'm playing with Tonka trucks back when I was 5. I haven't really done anything interesting, just leveled dirt. Anyway, ill probably put in another 6 hours today after work.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I will not stand for this Robot Unicorn Attack slander.

sits carefully

...that's better.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That game and one scene from Scrubs revived Erasure's synth pop briefly in the 2000s

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My last words will be “Just one… more… turn”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Followed by Ghandi cackling as he unleashes a nuke on your Civ.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Eve online took a lot from me , but it gave back a lot more .. i think everyone who plays it is on the spectrum, no other explanation tbh

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is unironically one of my favorite memes because it fits me SO WELL:
On Minecraft I have ~150 days playtime on PC, after switching to Prismlauncher (after some development drama) I have another ~22 days playtime. Along with my 1300 hours on switch it's a total of 234.5 DAYS looking at pixelated blocks in a children's game.

that's not even including my time in PE edition from when I was little or the multiple years I spent in Lunar client which doesn't track playtime. In total it's probably WELL over a whole year of JUST Minecraft.

I ALSO have 9154 hours in other steam games and 1500 MORE in animal crossing. In total this is 16,000 hours, 670 days or

1.8 YEARS

I do also have minor autism.

edit: also 2-300 hours in oldschool RuneScape lol

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I remember when I stumbled into the serious world of 100% Orange Juice players on steam/twitch

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

"Worst". Idk, Satisfactory is pretty great.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

World of Tanks, which is pretty funny considering the image.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

War Thunder, if your 'tism is weapons grade and a national security risk.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Currently playing World of Warships. I play in 1-3 month stints and don't touch it for months at a time. I always enjoy coming back to it because they just keep adding more stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Rimworld, Vicky 2, Ck2, Hoi4, Eu4, Fallout 1 2 3 and New Vegas, Morrowind, Skyrim, and currently Vintage Story. My tastes are damned good profligates can you say the same?!

Edit: Also Total Warhammer.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Dota 2. Almost 10k hours. I got matched against s4 and had to face him in the mid lane. I got wrecked and I uninstalled the game, that was a few years ago now. I figured if I just matched against one of the best players in the world then I actually completed dota and it's time to stop.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Isn't the definitive answer Bubsy 3d?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Outer Worlds. Not exactly a bad game but fell just a tad short of being F:NV spiritual successor.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...wait, do I need to get diagnosed?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I’ve been playing the Monster Hunter series since 2004 and have logged well over 10k hours.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Growing up playing osu! forever scarred my taste in music. Now I have a $300 SDVX controller at home and I need help

Also honorable mention for the 500+ hrs I have in Skyrim (with additional difficulty mods), Slay the Spire, Binding of Issac, ...

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