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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

I really like Jesse Eisenberg but he should not be the next James Bond...

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure he'd be just as good in the role of James Bond as he was as Lex Luthor.

What?

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wasn't he the perfect lex luthor?

I feel like everyone else in that movie was terrible except for him

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone’s got their own opinion, but it felt like he was trying too hard to put a Joker spin on Lex Luthor. Wasn’t my favorite but Gene Hackman will always be Lex in my mind

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Huh, I felt like her was more of a smarter version of Elon Musk sort of evil, and that was perfect

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Worst bond choice ever.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would donate all my savings towards a movie/documentary of Jesse Eisenberg sitting at home alone and just living his life and entertaining himself with his drab hobbies, just so he is too busy to do any actual movies.

Literally anybody else, please

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

He likes to climb into refrigerators and close the door apparently. Not really a great hobby to promote.

Adjacent fact: the Time Machine in Back to the Future was initially based on a refrigerator, but they were afraid kids would start playing in an abandoned fridges and suffocate. So they switched it to the Delorean which partially led to the future with a stainless steel Swasticar designed by a Nazi who’s trying to take over the government.

So maybe it would have been better if they had promoted playing in fridges, and the moron kids from my generation would have been Darwin awarded out of the voting and gene pools.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 15 points 1 year ago

made a tongue-in-cheek offer

🙄

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[–] MSids@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Far from my first choice, but maybe he will bring that shotgun and double tap bit from Zombieland to the Bond franchise.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Been saying for years, they should cast Fassbender, and make it retro by setting it in the 60’s.

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Cool take the worst crybaby of the DC universe and call him a super spy. Sounds like a win!

“The red coats are coming! The red coats are coming!”

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's weird that Jesse Eisenberg is like 40 years old. He has one of the ultimate babyfaces.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe if bond had asperges this choice would make sense. He's just a bit too quirky to make a decent bond

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should get McLovin' to do it

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The terrorists are gonna either think here’s another British agent, or it’s McLovin the 25 year old organ donor.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time I hear the name Jesse Eisenberg, THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK OF

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

MARK ZUCKERBERG!

Absolute classic bit.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago