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Figma marketing done good (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 7 months ago (1 children)

figma balls

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

god damn you beat me to it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I work salesforce adjacent, the desire to scream FIGMA NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS every time I get one of these mails, or have to not laugh when they mention it in meetings is too much

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's almost as bad as Twitter creating the verb "tweet"... with the obvious past tense...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Look upon what thou has twat and ponder it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Kinda sad that Adobe bought them and will probably kill the product in an EEE scheme or merge it into Adobe XD.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

there's a really good OSS app that looks comparable... I can't remember the name though. Too bad if it's not hosted for thousands a month that companies don't see value in it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

penpot?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Penpot?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

Figma - Ligma - Ligma balls!!!! GOTTEMM

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Figma balls

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

figma balls

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

https://penpot.app/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

evaporates

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In German it phonetically translates to "Fick ma", where "Fick" means "fuck".

Just as awkward for Germans as "wix.com", because "Wichs" means "beat your meat".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Viele reden schlecht über Online-Dating, aber man muss nur die richtige Seite finden. Bei https://perfektespaar.de/ukrainische-frauen-kennenlernen-im-katalog/ hatte ich direkt ein gutes Gefühl. Alles ruhig, nix blinkt, keine Werbung überall. Und die Frauen – offen, höflich, interessiert. Ich hab da mehr ehrliche Gespräche gehabt als auf 5 anderen Seiten zusammen. Man merkt, es geht hier nicht nur ums Aussehen.