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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Now, if only I could focus on meditation for more than a minute or two.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Omega Mart?

[–] [email protected] 167 points 5 months ago (16 children)

It's funny because apps like Blender and Krita are actually competitive to proprietary software.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You could also have it type out, "$USER is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Minimize all windows and open a spreadsheet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

le sigh we cringe on

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You fool! Now that I have your auth code, I'm gonna steal all of your internets!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I only know how to type my passwords at normal speed correctly. Like, I have to walk through the muscle memory step by step to get a text version of the password and even that's iffy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

alexa order corn no don't do that cancel oh for crying out loud it's typing everything I say give it here no stop how do I turn it off Aspargus

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

figma balls

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Women are you and I

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I plan to be early to the point where I get uncomfortably anxious if I leave on time. I set alarms and reminders to remind me that I need to start thinking about getting ready. I try to be ready way ahead of time. I am experiencing this right now.

 
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