Three-day weekends pretty please
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I have added an eighth day to the week.
I'm willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
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"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit...
Australian downvote.
Yeah I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
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For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy's depression
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don't think they're allowed to sell that any more
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Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Hey, just what you see pal.
Some potato chips.
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
You are transported to the neolithic period.
I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
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I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?
I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.
Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).
If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.
Give me some time to think about it
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