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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Three-day weekends pretty please

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I have added an eighth day to the week.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

I'm willing to settle for that.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Functionally similar

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[–] Nay@feddit.nl 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?

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[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] runeko@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

One downvote, please

Edit: this is fucking bullshit...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

Australian downvote.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sir. You are holding up the drive through.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Annnnd theeennnnnn????

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[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.

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[–] M4t1cc@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

For all of us to have a good day tomorrow

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

Can you pick up some frozen peas?

[–] Tencho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you cure my depression

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Yea, cure this guy's depression

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I don't think they're allowed to sell that any more

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hey, just what you see pal.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago

Some potato chips.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏

[–] demian@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You are transported to the neolithic period.

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[–] lena 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 5 points 1 year ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession

  • Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
  • Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
  • Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
  • Has programmable folding and teleportation actions

If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.

Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.

Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).

If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.

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[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Can I have a pet Mi-Go? I can Venmo you to reimburse.

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