Three-day weekends pretty please
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I have added an eighth day to the week.
I'm willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
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"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit...
Australian downvote.
Yeah I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
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For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
Some potato chips.
A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don't think they're allowed to sell that any more
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Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy's depression
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Hey, just what you see pal.
Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.
I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
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If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?
Give me some time to think about it
Can I just have a perfect memory, so I stop forgetting things that are important?
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