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[โ€“] RandomStickman@fedia.io 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So this is how Brexit is supposed to solve the immigrant crisis

[โ€“] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Modern problems, etc etc

[โ€“] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

why not ! the USA is doing it too !

[โ€“] Z3k3@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Impact of brexit. I swear you canny make this shit up.

[โ€“] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But people will still argue โ€žyouโ€™ve got to look at other factorsโ€œ โ€ฆ

[โ€“] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

โ€œPhotos of Norwichโ€, man what have they ever done?

[โ€“] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[โ€“] hactar42@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Also a lot of American in the area due to there being 3 US Air Force bases within a 15 minute drive.

[โ€“] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

A Noble tradition

[โ€“] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is Albania known for inbreeding?

[โ€“] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

no norwich is

[โ€“] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 22 points 10 months ago

Graffiti? oh no! the humanity! Also, I'm disappointed to learn that fly tipping doesn't have anything to do with flies.

[โ€“] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Illegal dumping of household bulk waste. Like, if you have an old fridge, you can just wheel it to a local park and leave it there.

Or a mattress to dispose of, you can carry it on your back like Obelisk in that comic, and dump it behind a half-built house.

[โ€“] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Trade waste too. Got 20 tons of rubble but donโ€™t want to pay the processing fees? Dump it on a farm somewhere.

[โ€“] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Or just dump it in the middle of a country road it seems

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3j4y5nzkeo

[โ€“] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Showcase the best of british cuisine. Just show Albanians this Buzzfeed article, then the government could call in genuine PR.

[โ€“] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As a Brit, I find parts of that article deeply offensive. Pork pies, scotch eggs, black pudding....all delicious.

And what the fuck did the humble bourbon biscuit do to deserve that.

Utter bollocks!

[โ€“] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

It's good food, looks horrible, just make them not visit to find out.

[โ€“] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

I also don't understand the hate on rice pudding. Most countries have a dessert like that.

[โ€“] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Nope. Apart from haggis (which is excellent) and perhaps black pudding (the more expensive one) the rest of the food described in this article vary from "mildly unappetising" to "fucking awful".

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I didn't think is was possible to hate squash. Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit, with the added benefit of being vegan.

[โ€“] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I didn't think is was possible to hate squash

I assure you it is possible. It is awful. Properly disgusting.

Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit,

You could as well try to eat sand which touched a chocolate residue left by a Mars bar on its wrap.

[โ€“] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Please tell me this is true. Wankers.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Borrowing from australian libs in 2016? Ooof

[โ€“] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mind you, it's a shithole for someone with Albania as a frame of reference.

[โ€“] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 10 months ago

It doesn't matter where you're from, no one needs to see Norwich