And I was having such a good day too. Why would you do this to me?
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What's wrong? Did you want your lady dragonflies to be filled with someone else's jizz?
its theorized that's why human penises are also shaped the way they are
They do be shaped the way that they are
Ducks have a screw, cats have barbs, dogs have like, a stopper that blocks other humpers.
Harpoon penis
harpoonis
This implies that there's some sort of evolutionary advantage to getting sloppy seconds. I don't know how I feel about that.
We are animals, monogamy is not a part of humanity like it is in penguins.
Our penises reshaped over millenia of orgies just to get all the other guys cum out.
We are sluts of the animal world, like rabbits
when you realize this it makes a lot more sense how fucked up the world is, of course everyone's going to be miserable when they're evolved to have sex at least 3 times per day with 5 different people and yet things look like they do!
I think it says we're better off than other animals. Human women would fuck multiple men, the men competed to have better dicks for extracting his cum and replace it with yours
Other animals fought for the chance to mate, it seemed like humans shared
i mean yeah evolutionarily we have a better setup, but i'm talking about how things are right now.
right now most people are constantly stressed out and feeling like absolute dogshit, and it's no wonder when we're all so miserably isolated. Humans are absurdly social creatures, we need contact to survive, and yet society is built in a way that makes it extremely difficult.
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There's some thought that this is also the reason for the shape of the human penis
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/147470490400200105
Which really makes you think, shouldn't longer-penised individuals have an reproductive advantage over short-penised people? Longer penises can scoop deeper in the couchhole to get out other people's jizz. Why hasn't the human race evolved such that every male had 20 cm (7.8 in) penises?
Long dicks hurt shallow vagina girls. You want a dick that exactly fits your girl
Girls you hurt aren't going to be willing to fuck you in future
We kind of have. Human penises are waaaay bigger than those of other primate species, and many other mammals (relative to overall body size).
Poor, poor gorillas, they never stood a chance.
The longer the penis, the larger the fraction of women who will find sex with that person painful, and at some point the reproductive advantage of scooping out others' semen will be nullified due to the fact that no woman wants to sleep with you. I think I read that four inches is the length that most women find comfortable, but I don't remember where I read it.
I'm pretty sure I read 8 as the average preferred length, but I'm sure we're both biased in what we read so I have no idea really. All I have is personal experience that tell me it's well above 4, but also everyone I've slept with has been generally aware of my size beforehand, so it's got a large self-selection bias.
Four? 😐 That's under average!
Average size != average comfort level
Wouldn't an evolutionary advantage tend to make it equal?
Well, humans have pretty varied sizes. I am talking very generally, on average
Or make it up with more strokes, so longer intercourse.
Iirc humans already have way bigger penises than other apes
It's testicle size that tells you how often you need to fuck in a day. On that we're moderate among the great apes
Why hasn't humanity evolved such that every male had 20 cm (7.8 in) penises?
Oh dear, no one tell him he got the short end of the genes..
Joking, of course.
I would assume penises didn’t need to evolve to be that long on average since vaginas are not that deep on average? So there would only be so much depth to reach in the first place. Possibly girth would also affect it - having a long noodle dick might mean no matter how deep you go, the penis might not be wide enough to effectively “scoop” it out.
Again assuming, but after a certain length (bottoming out), width would become more important
Longer penises can scoop deeper in the couchhole
VANCE!
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Soo... They share jizz? I mean, what else would you do with a flying shovel penis?
i mean, dig holes? obviously?
the fuck kinda question is this
what else would you do with a flying shovel penis?
What WOULDN'T you do with such a marvel?? 😂
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