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[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 144 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it a little redundant? Are there lots of spotlessly clean asses infested with pinworms out there?

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 82 points 10 months ago (2 children)

She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

[–] don@lemm.ee 81 points 10 months ago (7 children)
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 69 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I don't let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I've seen that happen. I've also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I'm glad it's available, but it's a last resort.

[–] Morph9@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I know, right? Why would i let them steal my drink.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 33 points 10 months ago (48 children)

Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You just need to get up in there a little bit.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago

When you see red, you're clean.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 146 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Funny but you might want to check for pinworms

[–] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It could also be hemorrhoids.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or they don't wipe their ass properly

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

no no, they need to use flush-able wipes and FLUSH EVERY SINGLE ONE DOWN.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago

Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago

"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though

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