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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (5 children)

No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sorry!

Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (6 children)

There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aren't carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?

You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

What's your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

brb making birria poutine

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (10 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Same. But at least we’re close to the border.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.

We don't want Florida.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!

Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never forget, there's some good fishin' in Quebec.

I'll see you around bud. I'm going for a rip.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Map should say

Gulf of

  • ~~Mexico~~

  • ~~America~~

  • Mexico

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The United State

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But the reality is "countries are made up and we own nothing"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Finally, tex-mex can simply be called mexican food.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.

Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.

Poutine nachos.

Fuck man. I'm down.

What else does Canada have? I'm already sold on the whole idea.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Personally, I'd rather see the map of north America be as colourful as a map of Europe rather then less colourful than it is now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

This would be the only instance I would ever say that I'd love to live in a red state.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

California, Oregon, Washington and BC all need to be united under one country. Cascadia :)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Por qué no both eh?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Mexico really would get the short end of the stick.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

God yes please

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yo, real talk,

Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

If my state becomes part of Canada, I'd be cool with that!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here

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