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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don't even know what that is, haha. ...unless? 🥺

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I definitely don't want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless ....

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why's the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Big and ugly sub. Medium sized regular looking sub. All of them

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

love me a big sloppy ugly sub for lunch

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love talking shop with my fellow silent service enthusiasts!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Mmh, I wanna step on those subs and explore their insides so badly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

... Footlong sub. BLT subs. Goddamn, I'm hungry now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This may be reductionist, but all subs are cute and little in my eyes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Reductionist? Maybe? But it made me feel all warm and tingly, so thanks lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Feel free to DM me 😘

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.

In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is indeed amazing how versatile a simple hook can be. Unrelated, but you don't happen to be looking for more pals?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I don't even have a hook. But I've seen videos

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one's gonna notice.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The amount of places I've lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you check them for hard points underneath?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Huh? I've never done what is shown in the OP, was just pointing out that redundant, old smoke detectors are pretty common. Therefore, it won't arouse suspicion if you have two in a room.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

hello there

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do you have four smoke detectors in your bedroom?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

"It gets really hot in here"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Lol "hiding"

I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Some sex swings do offer boxing bag experience!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

can someone repost this in about 10 hours? i might have to make a joke