thick fork.
i don't drink champagne, i can ignore the engagement mugs since i can serve my coffee in the still useful uncomfortable mug
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the champagne glasses would be a great addition to my eye wash station
Yeah, great for filling with bleach.
I'd rather look at pictures of puppies
Yeah the rest of them can function but the ffffoooorrrrkkkk is straight up unusable
Could use it to mash potatoes
If get rid of the fork too.
Could probably file down and reglaze the handles on the engagement mugs. The uncomfortable mug could be used to hold toothbrushes or something and the champagne glasses can be candle holders.
I would do all the same choices except ignore uncomfortable mug, and carefully break one handle and use the other engagement mug with it’s handle intact
Obviously the mugs. I can fill only one of those champaign glasses and still have a functional glass. A mug hanging on the handle of another, no matter which is filled, is arguably the least convenient item here
Dual wield the mugs.
PS: alamy.
You have to dual wield them looped together, or else it's just 2 mugs and not inconvenient.
Even holding the 2 mugs together at the same time looped in is less convenient, and they wont both sit straight. I stand by my choice
Just cut one of the handles and separate the mugs.
That works. I assumed in this challenge we cannot alter the inconvenience out. I could fix all those items in theory.
Engagement mugs have gotta be the worst.
There's actually an IRL version called a Bilikum, or friendship jugs.
The uncomfortable mug is actually kinda practical for the two handed hand warming grip.
At first i considered the fork as the others can all be used if you only fill the one vessel you want to drink from and the fork isnt useful for anything, however something was nagging at me and i realise i would get rid of the person who wrote the meme, "which one you choosing".
Fuck the fork
Engagement mugs can be fixed with a hammer, uncomfortable mug is functional, champagne glass can be used to put flowers in.
Engagement mugs have to go.
I can make the others work, mostly
I can use the mugs for plants and... idk, troll someone with the fork. Wtf am I gonna do with that champagne glass?
Tilt it so that one glass is above the other and then pour both in your mouth at the same time.
I don't think that's how physics
Propagation station for your plants :)
Either use a straw or only fill one side? Is that cheating?
Thorcc
Because it's the odd one out
Tbh I want all of them in my life
Get rid of?
uncomfy mug is not even in the same tier as these, it is merely okay
I just can't imagine being able to eat anything with that fork, would rather use my fingers
There is a strictly correct answer. The mugs. Please note that they cannot exist due to issues with glaze application.
Anything is possible if you believe.
You could underglaze or varnish them when leather-hard and then interlock the handles before mounting to the mug.
You could also probably just use regular glazes and clear coat by applying with a paintbrush and patience rather than dipping them in the glaze.
Engagement mugs.
The others are awkward, but the engagement mugs actively fuck everything up worse by adding another human into the equation.
Even without the other human, you have a mug dangling off yours, getting in the way.
And even if you break one of the mugs off, you still are left with a mug with an awkward handle.
Fork must go. I have four kids, and they'll eventually "take care of" the others even if not instructed to do so.
Thick fork. I keep every single of the glasses or cup either as candle holder or plant pot.
Do those glasses communicate?
at resonance frequency
~~Is this loss~~
You can still use the mugs and glasses (nothing says they both have to be full), so get rid of the unusable fork.
i was gonna say the knife-fork because all of the others might be usable if one only filled one container but i expect the champaign ~~glasses glas glasses~~ glas would tipp over if only ~~one off them half off them~~ only one off the glass containers would be filled so that means that the cursed glass ware needs to go
Also for the engagement mugs: just break the handle off one of them 😜
The thick fork could be used as a hammer or meat tenderiser or paper weight 😂
Toss the fork
You can break the other mug that's stick, the weird handle isn't in the way and the champaign glasses well, whatever. They can collect dust.
I'd keep them all. Either sell them, or throw them in the trash. Either way, I wouldn't use any of them.
Selling and throwing in the trash is just a more specific way of saying "get rid of".