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[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It should be renamed the Gulf of How Does This Lower the Cost of Groceries Again?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gulf of fluffing people with empty promises

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"empty promises" is of course more precisely worded as "outright lies".

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gulf of Lies DOES have a nice RPG ring to it 😁

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I should write this one down for my RPG that will never get made

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no joking allowed, I gotta complain here too

Relax, doomer. Or don't and visit one of the thousand threads where serious discussion is happening instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Their comment was a joke, in case you missed it.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

oil companies regularly blowing their load all over the Gulf

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking that with all the "no one will notice, we don't have to report that" oil well blowouts, we should include Key West and make it the Gulf of M.U.C.K.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Kcum but the K is silent

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

An alternative suggestion - do what they did with UTC. It's an acronym of both "coordinated universal time" and "temps universel coordonné", which doesn't work in either English or French so everyone is equally unhappy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've seen the meme about using the average of Fahrenheit and Celsius to make everyone unhappy, but I didn't know they actually did it with UTC.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My favourite thing about XKCD is how every now and then someone links one but other than that I keep forgetting to check it, so any time I return there's several new ones!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Gulf of Canada

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

More like Gulf of M.U.C. from all the oil spills

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I support this resolution. All in favor say cum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I was president and retarded like our president I would totally cue this in! People all over would visit more. Good for tourism.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish our president was just stupid and not incompetent and evil.

Stupid presidents would just do things like fund insane plans for moon colonies or undersea military bases because it’s cool.

Instead we have an incompetent old man who has been given a list of easy to follow steps for dismantling American democracy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The stickiest gulf in the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That risks turning the Mississippi into a slippery slope.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

That does explain the temperature and saltiness.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just going to start pronouncing it "The Gulf of MEH-he-co", really laying on a heavy Spanish accent for clarity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Just go full on Golfo de México.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's better to cum in gulf that to golf in cum ...
(maybe, idk)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Better to Cum in the Gulf than to Gulp the Cum

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I also suggest, that in celebration of renaming it to the Cum Gulf, a party should be thrown, were people are drinking the newly legalized raw milk from three fancy goblets, named the Cum Goblets, and each country would have its own to keep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'd be okay with this. Now everyone is included.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I feel like the squirt emoji would overlay and fit nicely into that sexy little gulf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

What's wrong with that "Cum" has a non-lewd meaning too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The period that’s supposed to go after the ‘m’ got deported to Colombia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

United States of Mexico

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, CUM is Canada United states & Mexico

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Or MUSC-- oh shit I think we're on to something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It can have multiple names, it's a triple border. The world will still call it gulf of mexico tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I mean, it tastes as salty as the real thing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

I can't believe we are actually discussing this ...