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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (7 children)

If that's not the most racist thing I've heard in a while...

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago

This feels like serious doublethink

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just wait until you hear what trump just tweeted about the jews......

I mean, he didn't, but you were already prepared to say to yourself "Oh god, what NOW???"

Mostly because him, and controversial shit are just on brand for him. Like I could say he reverse pardoned the central park 5. That's where you force a conviction even if the crime isn't true.

And some people would believe me. And a reverse pardon isn't even a thing. And even if it was, he doesn't take oath until tomorrow.

Some people could still believe me. That's just how shitty of a person he's historically been, and how often he's been shitty, that you could make up any obviously false claims, and it would still seem plausible.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I like to think I’m not any more gullible than anyone else, but every time I’ve heard something horrible from the orange convict, it’s beyond preposterous and somehow even worse than I was dreading. Yes, I’m prepared to hear and believe even worse. Yes, I can no longer enjoy political comedy because reality is more ridiculous

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 84 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It is crazy that the American south is still like this

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Tbf there's the South and there's Alabama and Mississippi South.

And Louisiana, sometimes. And Georgia, obviously. Florida.

Texas... Okay, it's the whole South.

But at least that cancer hasn't spread to the Midwestern states!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Ohio checking in.......why do we have confederate flags in northern Ohio? Hell the only thing seperating us from Canada is a god damn lake!!! How much more north can you get???

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How much more north can you get???

I seem to recall that you guys and Michigan had a "war" over that exact question......

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah.....we lost. We got stuck with toledo....

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[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nova Scotia here, even we’ve got ‘em.

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I went to Ohio to visit family as a teen in the 90s and it was normal. I went again as an adult and suddenly everyone I wasn't related to had a southern accent and was very....banjo duel....

WTF happened to you Ohio?!

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[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And Arkansas. Been through that state and in some of those small towns, as much as they don’t want to be known that way, it’s true.

The KKK Embraces Diversity in Harrison, Arkansas

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Except of course for parts of Michigan. Missouri. Ohio. Iowa. Rural Illinois and Minnesota...

Fuck, how's the northeast doing?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Indiana. Don't forget that South Bend is basically the home of the third wave of the Klan.

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[–] nick@midwest.social 38 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Two dogshit states that should have been razed and had the earth salted.

[–] Archelon@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

US grant let Sherman roll!

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oddly enough, years ago I had an eye doctor named Robert E. Lee, and he was a black guy. Seemed like a really nice fella.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There are two states celebrating that eye doctor this Monday, he must have been super nice.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the version I choose to believe.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Someone edit the wiki or something.

[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I lived in Virginia we had Lee-Jackson-King Day:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%E2%80%93Jackson%E2%80%93King_Day

That was 25 years ago, and I had hoped that such blatant racism was gone for good. 😔

For clarification: this isn't new, from what I can tell in the article, they started the Robert E Lee holiday following the civil war, and MLK day came after.

Not that they shouldn't be absolutely clowned on for this.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I thought Americans celebrate winners not losers.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

But he was white and hated black people. So that's kind of thrir team.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They don’t think the Civil War is over.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The South will rise again!

-these people

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Recently drove through Mississsippi and Alabama ( off I-20). Seems like they have more important thinks to worry about.

[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

It's cheaper to incite racism than to deliver government services

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The roads are murder there

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

More cracks then a plumbers' convention.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It was Lee who opposed Confederate memorials. I'll bet the orange traitor is toasting the fucking Confederacy right now.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I can't wait to watch the speech.

"And along with freedom fighter, Martin Luther King, we would also like to honor the great general Lee, who fought hard to keep half of our population in servitude and went on to surrender valiantly. While he didn't win the war, he won our hearts."

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sherman left too much of the South intact

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the USA did not try those who financed the civil war as they should have

[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess Robert E Lee losing was helpful, but I suspect they're just racists and not honoring him for being such a loser

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He really was a loser.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

If your local college has a Kappa Alpha chapter, it is basically a cult dedicated to worshipping Robert E Lee. He appeals to that “war between brothers” tragic story type of “Lost Cause” narrative, and is ridiculously popular among dominionist Christians.

I am from Virginia where we used to celebrate Lee Jackson King Day (in that order too).

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago
[–] iamthetuner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Its is absolutely ridiculous, but not surprising.

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