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cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.

[โ€“] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.

[โ€“] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???

[โ€“] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting

[โ€“] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He never brought a pot of beans.. lol

[โ€“] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries" ...are not "doughnuts"

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[โ€“] GiveOver@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)

If you put any more sugar into UK beans they'd qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.

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[โ€“] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No one would eat that abortion

[โ€“] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know right, the cheese isn't even melted.

I'm not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.

[โ€“] Karjalan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.

A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic

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[โ€“] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago (10 children)

average american first breakfast

[โ€“] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it

[โ€“] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

If there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.

[โ€“] Alice@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure it's Brazilian. There's a restaurant, Pizzeria Bate Papo, that posts weird pizzas like this online. There might be more as I've seen people joke about Brazilian pizzas in general, but I'm a yank and that one restaurant is the only place I know of for sure.

This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.

[โ€“] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.

While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.

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[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?

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Americans take things far too seriously.

[โ€“] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Itโ€™s the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!

[โ€“] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

We call those salty grapes.

Oh well that makes it all ok then!

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[โ€“] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[โ€“] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beans on toast has piss in it??

[โ€“] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You put piss in your beans on toast? You need helpโ€ฆ.

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[โ€“] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah, thats good food.

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[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Begun, the Food Wars have.

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.

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