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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Purple-headed purplebird...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You mean white breasted purple tit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

White titted purple booby

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I hate that either of these names could be right.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You know, this ain't so bad

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Fr though that's a cool bird

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bird names are either this or "yellow-boobied titcock" and there's no in-between

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What about the Buff-Breasted Tody Tyrant? Buff breasts are admired by many.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Ornithologists should hang out with astronomers. They do the same naming scheme with telescopes. They've named some classics like the Very Large Array (VLA) and the Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST).

Edit: a word

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope, and the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope to be technical.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's the Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope; the person you're replying to left out "Aperture" by mistake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Five Hundred Meter Spherical Telescope (FAST)

Where does the 'A' come from?
The phonetic "faiv"?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Can't beat rapid unscheduled disassembly. Aka, a thing exploded

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not to mention "The Big Bang", and " Spooky Action At a Distance"

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I WOULD say that Lemmy jokes are on point today, but all the ones I've saved and sent to my family group chat are from the same Picard Maneuver lol
You got a good taste in jokes!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Happy to help! Lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We’re actually all just alts of The_Picard_Maneuver

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Saw this kickass bird at the lake one day. Went home and looked it up.

red-winged blackbird

C'mon!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Field biology professor at my alma matter did a study on red-winged blackbirds where they put black paint over the red spots. The females didn't really care, but the other males would beat the shit out of the test birds.

Animal behavior is funny

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I believe you mean "Black-Breasted Yellow Tit"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Orcinus orca

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Chuuuuuuuuu!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

bubblegum ice cream flavored bird

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Pink breasted bluey chirp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lilac breasted roller

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It looks like a jerk, so green-tailed twat or something

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I prefer a more scientific name like Birridious Amadeus Maximus, Master of the Armies of the North, Loyal Servant to the One True Emporer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This isn't everywhere. In German, many birds have pretty unique names: Amsel, Spatz, Kuckuck, Uhu, Eule and so on.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those are blackbird, sparrow, cuckoo, eagle owl, owl. The one in the meme is a Gelbkopf-Schwarzstärling ("yellowhead blackstärling")

So, not that different, I'd say.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"What are we going to call this railway line? It goes from Hammersmith to the City"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

“… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My favourite example of a straight-to-the-point animal name:

There's a species of turtles. Goofy looking fellas with big heads. So what are they called? Big-headed turtles. OK, but surely the Latin name is sensible? No, it's megacephalum. Totally a band name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it's got a snake for a neck, what should we call it"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta shout out birdle for all the bird-loving wordle fans out there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's really cool! But those hints don't help when I have no idea what order a bird is in 😆

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah I usually whip out Wikipedia and try to narrow down the family and genus by looking at the photos.
It's kinda fun if you're ever in the mood to spend 10-20 minutes researching different birds, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Right. I felt uninformed and fighting the urge to go learn all about birds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Black vultures, for me.

We have some that hunt through the dumpsters at work when deli does toss-out. I felt rather dumb assuming they had a fancier name.

Pretty neat birds to watch, though. I lost some time while they strutted about, pretty much ignoring my existence once I had tossed all our old bread.

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