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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 77 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Purple-headed purplebird...

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You mean white breasted purple tit.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

White titted purple booby

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

I hate that either of these names could be right.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

You know, this ain't so bad

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Fr though that's a cool bird

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 74 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bird names are either this or "yellow-boobied titcock" and there's no in-between

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

What about the Buff-Breasted Tody Tyrant? Buff breasts are admired by many.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Ornithologists should hang out with astronomers. They do the same naming scheme with telescopes. They've named some classics like the Very Large Array (VLA) and the Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST).

Edit: a word

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope, and the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope to be technical.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's the Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope; the person you're replying to left out "Aperture" by mistake.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Five Hundred Meter Spherical Telescope (FAST)

Where does the 'A' come from?
The phonetic "faiv"?

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Can't beat rapid unscheduled disassembly. Aka, a thing exploded

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I WOULD say that Lemmy jokes are on point today, but all the ones I've saved and sent to my family group chat are from the same Picard Maneuver lol
You got a good taste in jokes!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Happy to help! Lol

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We’re actually all just alts of The_Picard_Maneuver

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Saw this kickass bird at the lake one day. Went home and looked it up.

red-winged blackbird

C'mon!

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Field biology professor at my alma matter did a study on red-winged blackbirds where they put black paint over the red spots. The females didn't really care, but the other males would beat the shit out of the test birds.

Animal behavior is funny

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago

I believe you mean "Black-Breasted Yellow Tit"

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Orcinus orca

[–] lengau@midwest.social 13 points 11 months ago (6 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 11 months ago

bubblegum ice cream flavored bird

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Pink breasted bluey chirp

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago

Lilac breasted roller

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

It looks like a jerk, so green-tailed twat or something

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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I prefer a more scientific name like Birridious Amadeus Maximus, Master of the Armies of the North, Loyal Servant to the One True Emporer.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This isn't everywhere. In German, many birds have pretty unique names: Amsel, Spatz, Kuckuck, Uhu, Eule and so on.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those are blackbird, sparrow, cuckoo, eagle owl, owl. The one in the meme is a Gelbkopf-Schwarzstärling ("yellowhead blackstärling")

So, not that different, I'd say.

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[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"What are we going to call this railway line? It goes from Hammersmith to the City"

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

“… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My favourite example of a straight-to-the-point animal name:

There's a species of turtles. Goofy looking fellas with big heads. So what are they called? Big-headed turtles. OK, but surely the Latin name is sensible? No, it's megacephalum. Totally a band name.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

"Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it's got a snake for a neck, what should we call it"

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gotta shout out birdle for all the bird-loving wordle fans out there.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's really cool! But those hints don't help when I have no idea what order a bird is in 😆

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah I usually whip out Wikipedia and try to narrow down the family and genus by looking at the photos.
It's kinda fun if you're ever in the mood to spend 10-20 minutes researching different birds, lol.

Right. I felt uninformed and fighting the urge to go learn all about birds

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Black vultures, for me.

We have some that hunt through the dumpsters at work when deli does toss-out. I felt rather dumb assuming they had a fancier name.

Pretty neat birds to watch, though. I lost some time while they strutted about, pretty much ignoring my existence once I had tossed all our old bread.

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