I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.
PS: Can you guess what I'm doing now?
I'm an anarcho-capitalist with a real hatred for the homeless.
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Cause brain damage? Idk how do you remove knowledge?
Tiktok. Facebook.
I break bones...
Black hat hacker, I break into people's servers and fuck up their shit
Do you work at Crowdstrike now?
I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.
I am now an oil baron.
I'm now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.
I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?
I think I work at Crowdstrike now
I guess my job is everything.
Edit: And I guess no more recovering from medical stuff. Maybe about 2 years from now I'll be post surgery enough to start working again.
I think the exact opposite would turn me into a literal pirate; stealing money in a way that statistically increases the risks of maritime commercial ventures.
Are you the port authority or what?
Maritime adjuster. My body is a machine that turns the inherent risk of fishing into box wine.
Discount Harbor Jesus!
This is a hilarious comment.
Whatever the guys in MS Cloudstrike did today.
I become a professional hotel critic.
Iโm a teacher, so I guess now I spread misinformation on social media for a living. ๐คก
You guys are getting paid?
Yes we are (see, I'm doing my part in spreading the misinformation)
I do research on technologies that make airplanes heavier, increase their fuel consumption and make them fall out of the sky more often. Oh and I spend time in the classroom making sure students have no idea how to reverse it.
How is it working at Boeing?
I fix software bugs
Software engineer here. I'd become the worst thing I can imagine... a user.
I destroy media that large scale companies collect for various purposes.
I find people who have been injured by corporations and greed, and rob them.
I make up pseudoscience? I guess?
btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat
No no no the earth is fat not flat
I cause massive amounts of damage and disorder within local school systems.
I make chemical weapons to kill millions.
Traumatise people.
Could be fun for a while!
If you pick the people carefully and tailor the trauma, I might not even take issue with it.
Excellent.
I'm gonna kill your mum, steal the roof off your house and send you twenty pineapple pizzas.
Joke's on you, I like pineapple pizza.
Wait..
Too late. You said it. Now you're going to get pineapple rings covered in tomato and cheese just to make it weird
That's too far, dude. Besides I was hoping you'd pick someone else, a real bad guy
I tried but my husband threatened me with escalating pineapple terrorism!
I can talk to him about the virtues of pineapple on a pepperoni pizza
Now I cut features from software one by one
You'll have a promising career at Google
I transition automated processes into manual labor
Probably how governments want to solve joblessness, just like the Germans in the second world war forced their population to build highways by hand.
Like the Works Progress Administration.